Chapter Twenty-Nine: One Must Show Restraint in Love

My Wife Is Acting Strange King of Fungi 2443 words 2026-04-13 19:36:52

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My Wife Is Not Quite Right!

She draws provocative comics.
She does cosplay.
She experiments with... questionable cuisine.
And she’s a tormenting fox spirit to top it all off.

To fall in love with such a wife, a woman at the very peak of desire, and to spend the prime of my youth constantly glued to her side with such frequent and intimate moments—how could I not fall completely for her? I’m more than willing to be her exclusive model, her younger lover warming her bed...

P.S.: After spending a whole day with my wife, I’m exhausted. Here’s an update for you all. If you’ve got razor blades, send them my way; if not, remember to vote and subscribe to keep the story going. If I don’t start making some money, I really will have to live off my wife.

After returning to his dorm, Natsuki was still buzzing with inspiration and hammered out a new chapter at lightning speed. Not even an hour after posting, a dozen readers were already leaving their comments:

“Author, can you add more details? You promised us some extra content for the weekend! I’ve been waiting in the chat!”
“Sent you a razor blade! Update faster!”
“Realistic author, I have to finish reading this! I’m starting to seriously suspect that making the heroine a fox spirit is some kind of sneaky hint, heh...”

Reading the comments on his work every day always brought him a bit of amusement. Of course, after writing for a while, Natsuki had received his share of negative reviews, but as a first-time author, he accepted all feedback with equanimity.

The inspiration for this novel came from Su Rouxue. After finishing this chapter, he sat quietly at his desk, lost in thought for a long while. He had been calm enough at Su Rouxue’s home, but now, recalling how she had revealed her true form earlier that day, it all felt unreal.

He was full of curiosity, still unsure what special abilities Su Rouxue possessed. Whether she was a fox demon or a fox fairy didn’t matter; just the thought of her appearing before him with animal ears and a fluffy tail made him want to reach out and stroke her.

Having such an extraordinary older girlfriend inevitably made Natsuki ponder the world he lived in. Unveiling Su Rouxue’s secret had shattered his ordinary sense of reality.

As a devoted and considerate boyfriend, Natsuki was determined to keep her secret safe, knowing it would be trouble if anyone discovered her true identity.

Night fell, and it was close to half past ten when Lin Xiang finally returned to the dorm.

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He looked terrible.

Wang Yang and Liu Zhuang, both just finishing a round of gaming, immediately noticed his pale lips and the obvious exhaustion written all over him.

“Bro Xiang, what happened to you? You go out for a day and come back looking half-dead,” Wang Yang exclaimed, eyes wide.

“Cough, cough... I’m just too tired,” Lin Xiang replied awkwardly, coughing twice. He kicked off his shoes and collapsed onto the chair by his desk.

Liu Zhuang let out a lewd chuckle, “Do you even need to ask? Clearly, Bro Xiang’s been totally drained!”

Natsuki listened to their banter in silence, the corners of his mouth lifting in a smile. Indeed, Lin Xiang did look like he’d been utterly wrung out.

“Yeah, I’m exhausted. I don’t even want to go to military training tomorrow,” Lin Xiang said with a rueful laugh, joining in the banter with his roommates.

“So, how many rounds did you go last night?” someone teased.

“I bought a whole box of condoms yesterday—used them all. What do you think?” Lin Xiang replied.

“Legendary! Bro Xiang, you’re amazing!” Liu Zhuang gave him a thumbs up, though there was a hint of envy in his eyes. After all, for guys like them who’d never even dated, it was hard not to imagine what such an experience would be like.

Wang Yang was the more innocent one. He seemed like he wanted to say something, but ultimately kept quiet, just grinning sheepishly.

“I’m telling you, I really can’t handle it anymore. Let me give you guys some advice: when you start dating, take it easy. The more often you do it, the more the girl’s appetite grows,” Lin Xiang lamented. He’d once thought his girlfriend would be shy and reserved in intimate moments, but as things progressed, he found her desire only grew.

He’d always considered himself pretty fit, but after a whole day of dating, they ended up spending all their time in bed, from night till morning and back again.

Lin Xiang was completely spent. After brushing his teeth and washing up, he flopped onto his bed, glanced at Natsuki and asked curiously, “Natsuki, you’re not a virgin anymore, are you?”

“Of course not,” Natsuki replied with a helpless smile. Conversations always seemed to flow easily when it came to these topics among guys.

“I think you need to be even more careful than me. An older woman in her thirties must have an even greater appetite than my girlfriend,” Lin Xiang said meaningfully.

“Yeah, we just take things as they come. Our relationship is pretty regular,” Natsuki replied, though he was a bit anxious inside.

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Regular?

Impossible!

With Su Rouxue being both innocent and seductive, wild yet alluring, stunningly beautiful and with a figure to match—how was he supposed to restrain himself?

He tried to hold back every time, but ever since he’d tasted the forbidden fruit with Su Rouxue, every intimate act felt completely natural for a couple.

Lately, he’d still been the more proactive one, but that might not last long. From certain hints, it seemed like Su Rouxue was quickly catching on.

She had those special glances, those particular words, those unique gestures... and then...

“Yeah, right. Like I’d believe that,” Lin Xiang muttered, closing his eyes, ready to pass out and hoping to wake up fully recharged.

Natsuki didn’t argue, just smiled quietly.

He opened his matchmaking app, then browsed some shopping sites and even checked social media, brainstorming ideas for Su Rouxue’s upcoming birthday.

What kind of gift would be special enough?

He hoped to give her something that would make her eyes light up and truly surprise her.

But after browsing for ages, he still hadn’t found any inspiration.

Until a notification suddenly appeared at the top of his phone screen.

“Perseid meteor shower?”

Natsuki’s eyes sparkled.

He checked the date—the meteor shower would occur on the same day as Su Rouxue’s birthday.

Now he finally had a plan.

If he could watch the meteor shower with his girlfriend on her birthday, wouldn’t that be an unforgettable memory for both of them?